Cat-Cow-Taur

•February 9, 2010 • Leave a Comment

OMG I am so RL busy again @_@.

So here is a picture of what I used to do in instances to entertain myself when someone went AFK on us.

This was of course when I was playing feral druid cat-style melee dps.

What AM I doing you ask?

In fact WHERE am I in that picture?

I’ma making a cow-cat-taur… I haz my lol-cat head parked in my fellow Tauren’s butt… he didn’t notice but every time he moved I would follow as if I was his back half. It’s mildly more hilarious if they DO notice and try to ditch you O_O

/sigh the crazy things we do if an AFK takes too long @_@

The Recount Masturbator

•February 3, 2010 • 2 Comments

Apparently NOT an urban blog legend.

Also most annoyingly jumpy bouncing tank ever, ran the mobs all over the place and threw icy chains about… and then would bounce a bit. After a pull she would just stand there and talk for chunks of time without doing anything. Recount after every pull. Then a heap of noise about the dps, the spec, the damage, the PVP potential.

Has she never Dk’ed before?
Or is she just really really excited to see real people?
Was it because there were two other DK DPS in the group?
Maybe she was really masturbating O_O it sure felt like it.

It got so I was so irritated I would just wander behind and maybe kill a caster if I felt like it… maybe. I have recount, I use it (and omen to play it safe) in an instance to monitor myself… I have secret little competitions with the other DPS where I try to push my limit – this is what reminds me to use my trinkets and power ups etc so that I do at least the best I can. But blargh … I didn’t even want to bother near this recount humper.

Yeah so I just bummed along behind in aspect of the viper, not like we were pulling much anyway… she didn’t notice – heck she didn’t notice that one of the other DK’s actually had a higher DPS score if not overall damage.

She got vote kicked after the first boss. We had a warrior real fast for a change; quiet, efficient and friendly. I liked him… well he was an orc! :)

I don’t normally vote kick (for example I didn’t help vote kick this DK dude who got lost in ‘the nexus’ O_O after a corpse run yesterday – obviously new, I just went and collected him) but faaaark we weren’t getting anywhere and it was so bloody annoying.

I vote kicked for the quiet.
I would have been happy to quit the instance even.

Keep the faith!

•February 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Pugging on a baby druid alt – we lose an idiot rogue and score a hunter. At first I thought our party leader was being sarcastic, but after observation I actually think they were totally for real… and actually happy to score a hunter buddy from the LFG.

Keep the faith some people still love us hunter types in a pug.

Lol and as a little druid I swear I will always buff your pet… maybe even heal it if I can spare the mana… I mean I heal those tappy-happy warlocks and act as their mana-bar bitch ^_^.

Read all about it: I lack culture (aka: The Not Pants)

•January 27, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Read all about it: Epic level 80 hero … picks carrots

•January 27, 2010 • 1 Comment

LFG = Looking For Unsolicited Advice?

•January 25, 2010 • 8 Comments

More than a couple of posts out there about the…hmmm social? … impacts of the new LFG tool.

One of them which is standing out is the whole giving other players advice when random grouping. The stories rolling out from the blogsphere are everything from “I offered friendly advice was this wrong?” to “I was chewed out on my dps/gear score rating”. When is it good, when is it bad etc etc.

Wow there’s a bit of controversy on the topic.

And it really is going around all the way down to the bottom. No really – see I have this one incident of bizarre backseat driving that really stands out in my mind from when I first started using the new LFG.

We were doing Gnomeregan.

Oh hell yes we were that low (and incidentally I rather think I despise Gnomeregan O_O.)

So yep pugging our way through the mechanical gnome version of hell in the earth and one of the other DPS peeps starts making off-hand comments at the healer. “Why you got rock biter on your weapon?”

I experience a slight *huh shamans don’t really have anything but Rockbiter and Flametongue at this level if I remember do they?* moment and shrug it off because what I had on my weapon didn’t really help me do anything at lvl 20 when I was a shaman so why would anybody care.

But this DPS is now following our healer and I guess the healer is feeling harassed, or he hates Gnomeregan as much as I do because the tank has an unfortunate accident with an overzealous pull, his healer dies and the healer decided to drop group. He just packed up his rockbiter and moved on. And I really wonder if Mr DPS had been making sly one-on-one comments on the side.

We get a priest replacement.

And I watch a couple of pulls on as this Mr DPS sidles up to him and then comments in party chat “We have a priest that’s specced shadow.”

But I’m onto him now.

The priest has been healing and everything has been going smooth. We really have nothing to complain about, and for fucks sake WE ARE ONLY LEVEL TWENTY. (Well 20 something :p ) And he’d made that remark to the shaman earlier which had gotten me twitchy. What did he expect baby shammy to have earth-living at level 20 or something?

So I knock back with “I don’t have a problem with that, no one has died he has been healing fine.”

Mr DPS wants to push the point and makes some comment about sub-par gaming or some crap, and I fling back a line about how he will just have to play at the top of HIS game to make up for it if he is worried. Taking that tone of response got a few group chuckles, and Mr DPS let up on poor itty-bitty shadow priest. And we clear the dungeon no more dramas.

But honestly I agreed with the little priest’s comment; he made a remark in his own defense that 10 or so points really weren’t hampering his ability to heal Gnomer. The bottom of the talent trees don’t really fill you with epic shiny heroism.

Hell The Pally when leveling an alt will go so far as to horde his talent points until he has five of them and only then will he spend them. I asked him why he was being such a loony and he replied “They don’t have a very big impact at this level so I like to plug all five in so I can feel a real difference to my game play” O_O

Yeah boggles the mind doesn’t it. To me that would be kinda like not opening your Christmas presents for five years so you can over indulge – but hey it’s his game.

Sure leveling shadow isn’t considered the most effective method of priest advancement but maybe the guy was testing out that terrible priesting guide everyone is bagging on the wow forums  to see if it was as bad as everyone is so sure it is (link compliments of Greedy Goblin… links in actual post considered “fishy” by the wow community so don’t click em lol) But neither the priest nor the shaman had given the group any reason to worry about their performance so why sidle up to them to inspect everything from gear to talent spec and make passive-aggressive comments in party chat.

Mr DPS = what a toss.

So he wasn’t openly rude – I still feel like he was a toss for making his thoughts super public… it almost felt like forum trolling. I mean couldn’t he have just whispered the parties involved if he was so super concerned? I felt like he was playing “the big man” in the little instance or something. Maybe he heals on an alt.

Now let’s put this story back into context:

We were only level 20. And someone was already telling the healer everything they could think about that the healer may be doing wrong… when there had been no real issue to complain about. He wasn’t grabbing aggro, nobody was dying (or even low on health)… where was the problem?

So it wasn’t top of the game?

He is only in the twenties bracket ffs. Maybe if he had been trying to heal naked O_O I would have had an issue … or hell if he had thought he was a tank… oooh or if he ran into battle and hit things with his little healer stick instead of healing the dude looking after us. Sure then we can pull the baby heals aside for a heart to heart.

You know what I find really disturbing about this picture, if this nit pickery is happening even at the lowest of low level brackets to little peeps who are just doing their role… then when do the healers and the tanks get the slack to be allowed to learn how to heal and tank an instance? I mean if it’s not even at level 20 then where do they get to cut their teeth? in the battle grounds like my hunter? Cause you know that could lead to some erratic heart stopping habits O_o

Man I feel super sorry for the peeps who swap or dual spec at 70, specially the new tanks, since its the tanks who seem to be running the LFG PUG shows at the moment.

Vid linkage

•January 21, 2010 • 2 Comments

A Warrior’s Dream

Really sweet! =^..^=

I think I like this Brian guy :)

•January 21, 2010 • Leave a Comment

“In the interest of science I went ahead and ran Utgarde Pinnacle heroic with some extremely understanding friends while I was completely naked except for my gun, shirt, and tabard.”

Pimp My Profile: Shippleton, beast mastery hunter by Brian Woods @ WoW.com

Blows to the ego O_o am I a dead log?

•January 20, 2010 • 2 Comments

Today I really understood from the heart this rant I once listened to a healer give at Ingvar the Plunderer on my first run through when i was a LOLcat dps. She really lectured the tank about stepping out of the way of the dark smash. Which is of course what lead to him trying to dodge through Ingvar the whole fight and gave me a cat-melee headache (…you know as if I wasn’t having enough trouble avoiding dark smash-etc-etc-time as it was… hee selfish dps that I was.)

I’ve healed on Ingvar before at least twice… I sweat a little playing whack a mole and not casting and hiding behind a pillar and stuff, but I’ve always managed to get through it.

Well today I tried to heal that encounter with a group of entirely melee peeps. And really we were doing quite (well cept I lost one of them consistently on the way up – a new rogue type) with slow professional warrior tank.

Cept for some reason my tank just died on me at Ingvar. Wiped once. He says “dunno”. We all went through the fight. They decided it was the healer taking dark smashes that was the problem … sigh. Cept I was the last to die… but really I figured it was my fault so I didn’t say much – The Pally always says “Healer dies tanks fault mostly” “Tank dies healers fault mostly” – so sitting there on full health and most my mana as Ingvar ran at me to lop me from my roots.. I figured my fault.

So I tried harder. I tried too hard i guess even ate some of the “stop casting you fool damage” sigh.

So this wipe they must have decided it was my fault too and i gets vote kicked.

:( sad tree

sad lonely tree.

And heres where the hilarity starts – because of course I feel bad. Ima all like omg the tanks never dropped like that on me before … sure i no longer have wild growth maybe thats it… Ive healed through at least twice already and never had this problem. What the heck am i doing wrong.

Ima bad tree :( so i’ll do it again.

I join random.
I get the same instance.
I get a group with no healer sitting up at Ingvar.
How ironic…. I wonder if they vote kicked their tree too?

Still really convenient – spent more than two hours with the last group getting to Ingvar (longest run ever). Happy to just heal on him… sooo happy.

So this is it, this is crunch time.

I have a bear and not a warrior this time around.

Three from the same server who I am pretty sure just told me they were high O_O “as kites”.

And Ingvar just dies… well not just… but it is all sooo smooth…. I only have to throw a few heals at the rest of the party (hunter and mage so more ranged dps) everyone does the pillar dance, Mr Tank tanks Ingvar to the front and near a pillar. No LOS for me. Because I’m calm I take almost no damage (see I could do better.) I decurse my tank, everyone stops casts when they have to, nobody is taking near the damage that the last group were taking.

And Ingvar goes over like he always has before.

But I still can’t pick the problem from the last fight. Ima left wondering if my average healing isn’t really that bad… or are the tanks carrying me.

Ooooh feeling paranoid now.

They offer to run another group with me so at least I feel loved now.

Linkage – The Pugging Hunter

•January 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Back to my bad habits of just linking the things I have the urge to write to, yup the inclination but not the time.

In any case awesome guide by Brian Wood @ WoW.com: Scattered Shots: Hunting heroics and PUGs

… and because I thought it was cool (and because I’ve been “that huntard” when testing new rotations or on a bad hair day), a damn fine post by Matthew Rossi @ WoW.com: Raid/PuG habits should be kept separate

I dunno these posts were pretty constructive for me :)

Currently ima packing more bang for my buck as a druid than as a hunter O_O. I have only in fact listed half my druid alts over under my armory… I could easily make this a druid blog.

So that meant all over confident like I stepped straight into the LFG environment on my 80 hunter after months either off line or messing around as a cat-druid when I was active and I didn’t even have the smarts to get my edge back on the battlefields first… guess where LFG sent me?

Yup… Azjol-Nerub.

Guess what I did?

Yup… initiated the fight with fricken Hadronox before she had killed all her little healy friends.

Why did I do this? Because I’m occasionally the world’s most enthusiastic idiot (and for some reason I really thought the tank was down there O_O I was so sure they had engaged early for some strange reason, so I just threw in my towel with them (or so I thought), and came out of the wash as a total hunter noob… bizarre.

I was really well behaved for the rest of the instance I promise … I even found my misdirect button and stopped smashing the threat meters…

/sigh